World AIDS Day asks for Safety first

With today (December 1st) being World AIDS day, it's time to look back and reflect upon World Health. In our small way, we have decided to promote Safe sex through a few condom promoting Slogans.
Here are a few:
Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
Wear a condom to save your kingdom.
Cover your stump, before you hump.
If you're bold, better return home.
It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
When in doubt, shroud your spout.
A crank with Armor will never harm her.
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
Don't be silly, protect your willy.
If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
No glove, No love.

If you have more, tell us (this isn't a slogan).