Quotes

Here are two lists on quotes. One list whose quotes may never be quoted again. The other has quotes often categorised as 'Siddhuism' is sometimes addictive. But the bottom line is that both are worth spending your read.

"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them." 
- George Bush, former U.S. President

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."
- Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

"Most lies about blondes are false."
A blonde star

"I've told you a hundred times and now this is the second time."
An angry teacher

"SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt - prepare for accident."
- Sign on backseat of Taxi

Siddhuism

Statistics are like bikinis… what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential!

If ‘ifs and buts’ were ‘pots and pants’ there would be no tinkers!

Wickets are like wives… you never know which way they will turn!

The batsman is like a three-wheeler. Sucks a lot of fuel, but cannot go beyond 30!

All that comes from a cow is not milk!

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